This is my last review of the year and I couldn’t resist a seasonal entry from my favourite police procedural series. This 87th Precinct short story (which first appeared in the December 1984 issue of Playboy) got the royal treatment in 1994 when Warner published it as a hardback, which charming illustrations by Victor Juhazs (it also made its way into paperback from Guild, but I don’t have that edition).
It is Christmas Eve and Carella finds himself the only detective on duty inside the station house. He is just starting to not enjoy the quiet when Cotton Hawes bursts in, covered in blood
Lullaby (87th Precinct series # 37.5)
First Published: 1984
Leading players: Steve Carella, Cotton Hawes, Bert Kling, Meyer Meyer, Andy Parker, Alf Miscolo
“The silent nights got to you. He much preferred it when things were really jumping.”
There is not a huge amount to be said about the plot of this sentimental but certainly well-intentioned seasonal tale. Carella is pleased that his too silent night is interrupted, but things soon get farcical as the guests include two noisy white man who stabbed each other (and Cotton) over a bag full of hash; then Meyer brings in a young lad who stole a sheep from the zoo (as a present for his sister); and then Kling brings in a black man with a bag full of silver and gold he just stole. Just as it soon starts to snow, Andy Parker brings in two Puerto Rican transients looking for a place to say – she is very pregnant and their names are Maria and José … Well, there are no surprises here and the child-like tale couldn’t be simpler. The plentiful black and white illustrations are charming and if nothing else, this story proves, once again, just how well the author could ring the changes with his series. Incidentally, several years Rex Parker discussed this story, and its odd history as a chapbook, over at Pop Sensation and it is still well worth a look.
And so we come to the end of another year at Fedora, during which I reached a number of important goals for the site: I made a bit more of a dent in my pursuit of all the McBain books in the 87th Precinct series; I read a lot more women authors; and I tried very hard to keep up with my mystery reading challenges. This year I only managed to complete the Golden Vintage Mystery Challenge set by Bev at My Reader’s Block but managed to block out 26 tiles of the Silver Challenge too, so that’s 62 book reviews, all of which can be read here (if you dare). I was particularly pleased with many of the new authors I got to discover such as Patricia Moyes, Jill McGown and Margot Bennett, while ended up talking up a storm over a book by Barbara Wilson. Thanks Bev, I had a great time!
Speaking of special bloggers, I doff my hat to the amazing Todd Mason, who through thick and thin has served us so well with his Tuesday’s Overlooked Film meme; and to Patti Abbott (who also found time to publish Concrete Angel, her first novel), for hosting the Friday’s Forgotten Book celebration over at Pattinase. Thanks so much.
As ever, as we are rounding things up, I have to send very warm thanks to many of my blogging buddies out there: most especially Colin (whose birthday it was yesterday) of the fab Riding the High Country; Mike Ripley (sorry we couldn’t meet up the other month); The ‘Puzzle Doctor’ of In Search of the Classic Mystery Novel who helped me get started; Margot Kinberg of Confessions of a Mystery Novelist for being all over the shop and always so enthusiastic; John F. Norris of Pretty Sinister Books will I hope have a great 2016 after a fairly bruising few months; Thanks for all the great info from Santosh; my Mum’s new FB friend Moira (she of The Guardian and Clothes in Books); Admiral Ironbombs of Battered, Tattered, Yellowed and Creased; Prashant at Chess, Comics and Crosswords; TracyK of Bitter Tea and Mystery; Jeff (aka the very busy father of the amazing Kenji) of The Stalking Moon; Kelly Robinson, of the always revealing Book Dirt and Film Dirt; the locked room TomCat of Beneath the Stains of Time; Karen of Kaggsy’s Bookish Ramblings (even if she did make me read a Christie that was sad for all the wrong reasons); Mike of Films on the Box; the encyclopedic John Grant of Noirish; Rich Westwood at Past Offences (sorry for not participating in as many of your challenges this year); new kid on the block ‘JJ’ of The Invisible Event; the mega busy Curtis Evans of The Passing Tramp; the charming Yvette of in so many words … and Neeru of a hot cup of pleasure – thanks for being there and visiting here.
In the meantime I wish you all the very best for the season. I won’t be around as much in 2016 but look forward to catching up every now and then.
Many thanks for the kind mention, Sergio 🙂 – Thanks also for this and all of your other fabulous reviews. Wishing you a wonderful holiday season and a good 2016.
Thansk very much Margot – we’ll never be able to match your output but hope 2016 is a great year for you and yours.
Thanks for the shoutout, Sergio!
I hadn’t realized this story had been separately published. I must keep my eye out for a copy, even though I’m pretty certain I have it in a collection somewhere.
I hope you don’t find the holiday season too ghastly and that you have an amazingly fantabulous 2016 despite living in the same country as the Sun, the Daily Mail and a Tory government.
Well, funny you should mention the hibbilities of UK living as I will be off to Australia for a holiday in a week, so that will definitely take the sting out of it all. Hope you have a terrific Christmas and New Year chum. Hope to be back to blogging some time in Feb …
Oops: forgot to sub.
Not by my banana finger standards you didn’t 🙂
Thank you very much for the mention and the birthday wishes too, Sergio – really appreciated. You’ve given a great year’s worth of reading and chat here, along with some super recommendations as usual.
I hope Christmas sees you happy and healthy, my friend.
Have a great holiday Col – hope 2016 really delivers!
Right back at you!
Hope that Carr and maybe some Randolph Scpott help auger in a fab bit of festivity!
Carr is coming along nicely. I’m sure Scott will get a look in too over the coming days. Can’t wait for 8pm today to finish up for this term!
I’m sure you’ll manage to squeeze some sleuthing in among the festivities.
Well, there is a big Christie on TV but actually it’s the new Salman Rushdie now – I am actually quite looking forward to being non ceremonies in my reading for the next month (or two …)
A change of pace is always good. You’ll be heading off on your travels soon, I think, so enjoy the break.
Don’t forget to email me those missing Carrs and I can dig around in the meantime.
I was trying not to haddle you but I think I just may have to as it is, in fact, a longish list … Yes, am flying off the evening of the 31st (so hope to have at least 2 new years depending on the flight path). All the best chum 🙂
Well have a great trip. And never worry about long lists.
Thanks mate!
It’s great to think that an author of McBain’s obvious talents took the opportunity to diversify a bit more playfully, and even better to hear that this received a “proper” publication…no small feat!
Thanks for the mention, and thanks for your continued excellent work with Fedora. Enjoy the festivities, look forward to more of the same in 2016.
Thanks JJ – I love that there is a kids’ version of the 87th! Have a great holiday chum.
I already own Satellite People, so we shall have to wait for me to read that before we can properly compare notes, then. Hope you enjoy it!
I definitely don’t have SATELLITE PEOPLE – what the hell is that?
What? That makes perfect sense in this context. It’s not like I’ve mad a mistake or anything. It’s, er, totally and anagram of “Hey, Sergio, it certainly is great that kids will be indoctrinated into the 87th so they can grow up knowing how awesome McBain is. And you have a wonderful holiday, sir”. I mean, jeez, if i have to do all the work for you…
Hope you have great hols JJ 🙂
And you, dude. Merry Christmas.
Thanks chum.
JJ, I think your comments regarding Satellite People were meant for me !
Now it makes even less sense – but thanks for that Santosh!
See comments section of JJ’s post on The Picture From The Past.
Thanks Santosh – have a great Christmas and New year. 🙂
Indeed, too mcuh hCristmas ceehr; I’m nto drnruk, thogh…
Strictly TT here JJ … 🙂
Here too, truth be told, I’m just terrible at typing 😛
Ah well, I am in no position to point the (phish) finger … 🙂
I was lucky enough to be gifted a copy of this last year, when my OH made a point of tracking down all the obscurities by McBain he could find so I could have a complete set. It’s a sweet little book. Have a merry Christmas and look forward to reading you in the new year!
Thank you Karen – you you have a terrific holiday and that 2016 treats you very well indeed!
What do you mean you won’t be around as much in 2016? I don’t like the sound of that, Sergio. Please explain. Thanks very much for the “kind mention.” I have enjoyed my visits to your fabulous blog — you do such a marvellous job of all your reviews.
Here’s wishing you and your family a memorable Christmas and New Year, Sergio, and Happy Holidays all round.
Thanks for all the kind words and support. But yes, 2016 is going to be very challenging in pesky real-life terms and I know I won’t have as much time on my hands. Frankly I don;t even want to think about it until I’m back from my holidays! Hope you have a great break with the family Prashant.
Thanks for the mention, Sergio! Wishing you happy holidays on your trip to the land down under, and a great 2016 as well… though how great can it be if you won’t be around as much? 😉
Thanks Chris – I’m hoping the hols will be great!
Safe travels, Sergio! Hope you enjoy your annual visit Down Under. I most likely will not be blogging as much in 2016 either as I return to the grandiose task of selling off 75% of the books in my home. It will be daunting and more exhausting than writing. Merry, merry and all that jazz!
Wow, you really are going to have a busy 2016 chum – all the very best with that. And see you on the blogosphere when I see you 🙂
Thanks for reminding me of my sin of omission: I’ve read nothing by McBain for years, so I must do penance immediately (i.e., you’ve reminded me just in time!)
All the best from Crime Classics, where I’ve posted a review of one of my favorite Christmas crime novels:
http://crimeclassics.blogspot.com/2015/12/voices-by-arnaldur-indridason-picador.html
. . . Merry Christmas, kind sir, and God bless us every one!
Thanks very much Tim – and one is very partial to icelandic noir!
Thanks for the mention, Sergio. I look forward to any posts that you do have time for in 2016. Your project to read all the McBain 87th precinct books in order motivated me to do the same. I hope I can get more of the books in that series read in 2016.
Thanks Tracy – I will finish the McBain, even if it is the last fedora thing I do!!! Hope you have a smashing holiday and a great 2016.
Sorry for the late response, but thanks for the mention and recommendation! The book has been jotted down for next year. I wish you a Merry Christmas and all the best for 2016. And may I recommend reading Arthur Upfield during the long flight to Australia.
Thanks TC, book recommendation duly noted. Hope St Nicholas does a good job this season 🙂
I have obtained the December 1984 issue of Playboy and will soon be reading the story.
Well, we all buy Playboy for the fiction, right? It is a very mild story but hope you enjoy it.
I have read the story and find that it is more a humour story than a crime story. However, it is a charming story appropriate for Christmas.
Glad you enjoyed it Santosh.
I hope you had a very Happy Christmas, Sergio. Thanks so much for being one of my regulars in the Vintage Mystery Challenge. I look forward to your splendid reviews in 2016!
Thanks Bev – hope you have a great New Year. Even if I am going to have to power down somewhat, as always I am really looking forward to participating in your latest challenge.
Sai come mettersi in contatto con Curt per dare anche a lui gli auguri? La sua casella di posta non risponde: mi sono stati inviati indietro i vari messaggi che gli ho inviato con gli auguri. Ha micia un altro indirizzo di posta elettronica che tu sappia?
Ma guarda, io gli parlo sempre tramite PASSING TRAMP anche se lui adesso usa molto di piu’ Facebook effetivamente.
Buon Natale, Sergio, e auguri di un 2016 migliore ! Come stai? Piero
Grazie Piero =- altrettanto! Sto per partire per l’Australia per vedere i miei. Non so esattamente quando ritornero’ a Fedora.
I tuoi? Ma i tuoi nonerano in Italia?
Mio fratello abita a Sydney con la sua famiglia.
Hope you had a great Christmas Sergio. Thanks for the kind words, and we will just have to make the most of you when you are here in 2016 – I hope it is good things keeping you busy.
You too Moira – just getting used to Aussie weather (surprisingly cloudy in Sydney today, but it is wonderful)