The Ghost Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore

12792289_10153991652303980_211268613351461521_oRegular visitors to this blog will know what a fan I am of the Hammer suspense thrillers. But in the 1960s, their greatest rivals at the British box office were Amicus, the company that specialised in anthology horror films, features made of several short films with a linking narrative. The Ghost Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore is a new play that celebrates their output – it opened on Monday and will be running in London until 19 March at The Tristan Bates Theatre – for more details, and to book tickets, click here.

I just saw it and had a splendid time and have written a brief review below – but first, here’s the blurb:

Five people are invited to a fancy dress party on a vintage steam train. The guests are told to come in costume as their favourite monster… and every monster has a story to tell.

As the promotional materials tells us, The Ghost Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore is a new portmanteau horror play, bringing to the theatre the flavour of vintage Amicus anthologies like Tales from the Crypt and Dr Terror’s House of Horrors. It is made up of six segments  by (in alphabetical order) Christopher Fowler, Stephen Gallagher, Kim Newman, Robert Shearman, Lynda E. Rucker and Lisa Tuttle, with the ‘wraparound story’ provided by director Sean Hogan. The cast includes Claire Louise Amias, Jamie Birkett, Billy Clarke, Grace Ker, Jenny Runacre and James Swanton as well as Jonathan Rigby (who incidentally I know a bit), the actor-director-film historian who not only can be found on the Blu-ray extras for the aforementioned Dr Terror’s House of Horrors but who is also the author of the seminal, and recently updated, history of the genre, English Gothic: Classic Horror Cinema 1897-2015.

Cast and crew of the play - left to right: Kim Newman (writer), Jamie Birkett, James Swanton, Grace Ker, Billy Clarke, Sean Hogan (director), Claire Louise Amias, Jonathan Rigby, Jenny Runacre (image: Kim Newman) -

Cast and crew of the play – left to right: Kim Newman (writer), Jamie Birkett, James Swanton, Grace Ker, Billy Clarke, Sean Hogan (director), Claire Louise Amias, Jonathan Rigby, Jenny Runacre (image: Kim Newman) –

We begin in a train compartment where the five guests of the party are joined by the sinister Dr Myra Lark (Jenny Runacre), who insists they all tell a horror story to win a prize in her black briefcase – or rather, what she calls a sur-prize! We begin with a creepy story by Christopher Fowler about two people in Russia trapped in a lift and then segue neatly into Stephen Gallagher’s tale of a ventriloquist’s dummy that offers Jamie Birkett in particular a chance to shine under a very effective mask designed by Dan Martin. Lynda Rucker’s ‘#goddess’ is an update on the vampire legend, a terrific two-hander for Claire Louse Amias and Birkett, and was probably my favourite single item – funny, scary and clever, with a perfect payoff. Rob Shearman’s Shakespearean tale of Banquo’s ghost ‘Dead Scotsmen’ is almost as good, and gives Jonathan Rigby his best role as a retired actor who seems to be haunting an ex-colleague without knowing it. In the second half we have a short item about a haunted house and conclude with Kim Newman’s funny and clever ‘Frankenstein on Ice,’ an elaborate take on the story of Frankenstein and the film adaptations of it, which asks us to accept that it was all true and consider what might happen to the ‘modern Prometheus’ in the age of big pharma. It sees the cast pull out all the stops and provides Grace Ker with a great role as the nearly silent but very expressive Gala.

The small cast of seven actors does a great job in a variety of guises, while the production manages to make the most of the small venue (the theatre seats about 100 people). This is both a valentine to the Amicus style and the Ealing classic Dead of Night that inspired them all, but very much brought up-to-date – it isn’t especially gory but the language is very strong, so be warned! I had a great evening and hope you will too.

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20 Responses to The Ghost Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore

  1. Santosh Iyer says:

    How many Fedora Tips ? Not mentioned !

  2. Santosh Iyer says:

    There are 2 such anthology horror thriller films in Hindi, Darna Mana Hai (2003) and its sequel Darna Zaroori Hai (2006). Each weaves 6 or 7 stories into a film. Both are quite good and worth watching.

  3. Colin says:

    What a great idea for a show! Sounds like terrific fun.

  4. Margot Kinberg says:

    It does sound like great fun, Sergio! Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for sharing.

  5. le0pard13 says:

    Awesome, Sergio!

  6. tracybham says:

    It sounds great, Sergio. My husband, my son, and I would all enjoy this play.

  7. I’d certainly like to see this play, Sergio. Don’t be shocked but I haven’t seen a play in more than two decades! We do get some good ones including a few from your part of the world.

    • Hope you get to go to the theatre soon Prashant – I don;t go nearly as often as I would like but, when I can afford it, well, I wouldn’t want to trade it for anything – much more engaging potentially than a mere movie (and I love going to the movies)

  8. John says:

    Too bad I sold my private jet. ;^) Would love to see this. I went to their website hoping — like many of the theater companies do out here — that there were video clips of rehearsals or a special preview. No luck. Ah well. Sounds like a lot of fun.

  9. This sounds great, a pity it’s such a short run. Those anthology films were always excellent: ehat a good idea to make a play like this.

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